To Everton or Liverpool
There once was a poor little scouser, Who's face was all battered and torn, He made me feel sick, So i hit him with a brick, And that scouser wasn't singing no more...
One of my favourites, catchy fanchant, good ringtone. (Ed: Better audio version of this classic added)
Hello, Hello We Are the Chelsea Boys Chant
Another classic and makes a good ringtone.